I hope everyone [in the US, anyway] enjoys their day off tomorrow! Do something fun and helpful...like stopping any PDA you see. That kind of thing.
I spent today with a bunch of cousins, telling inappropriate stories and realizing just what kind of stock I come from. During dinner many anecdotes were traded, and topics included: a monkey, castration, a fossilized penis, dead squirrels, and no less than three stories about testicles. And let's not forget the one about me almost getting into a fight with a 92 year old woman. (For another day, kids. Fear not.) Can I also point out that several of the dirty jokes were relayed by my 80 year old cousin?
This is my gene pool, and I say that with a broad smile on my face.