Remember that time this summer when I abandoned you (No, I didn't abandon you! Come on, we talked about this--I temporarily took leave of your company, GOD. You are so needy.) for a few weeks? And you thought the world would end without my blog being updated like a ray of sunshine on your cloudy day? But then I got home and you were like, "Huh. Guess that wasn't as long as I thought it'd be. That wasn't bad, actually. Man, I AM needy." That was fine, right?
I'm leaving again. See you all in a few weeks.