I got a wedding invitation today. Gag! And the whore didn't even think to include "+1" on my invite! As if she didn't even think it was possible for me to FIND a date. (I totally could, FYI, but I CHOOSE not to. Damn.) Stop throwing your happiness in my face, ok? This is like making your bridesmaids wear really ugly dresses just so you feel better about yourself, only 10,000 times worse. I hope you're satisfied, Bride-to-Be.