Tuesday, November 11, 2008


To the guy who showed up at my door on Monday night:

Oh, hey, you're not someone I was expecting. I see you're holding a rake?

So, you're jetting off to New York and are trying to make some extra cash? That's cool...but do you think you're going about it the right way? I mean..it was a Monday. And yes, leaves do fall on a Monday. But I had all weekend to rake them up! Don't you think Thursday or Friday, when I've been at work all week and haven't considered the lawn, would be a better day?

Also, you're not as attractive or charming as your manner suggests you believe. Just FYI.
Solitarily yours,
Bitter Amanda

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