How to make the most of your little trip to Iceland:
Get cozy on the plane with a blanket and Icelandic lullaby.
Marvel at the difference between Best Western in Iceland and in the US.
Learn some Chuck Norris facts at the Chuck Norris Bar & Grill. Naturally.
Decide on a hashtag for the trip. #alittletriptoiceland
Go to The Icelandic Phallological Museum. Learn that the 2008 Olympic silver medal handball team was honored for their contribution to Icelandic pride.
I GET IT REYKJAVIK YOU'RE GORGEOUS.
Check out the geysers.
Everyone is taking a selfie at this spot so jump on the bandwagon?
Ah, traveling outside the US has some perks.
Go to the Big Lebowski themed bar (OF COURSE THERE IS) and try the local beverages.
Take an accidental photo of your carry on luggage.
Say hello to Greenland.
Take an unexpected detour to Pittsburgh instead of your planned detour through Boston. (You're on my list, JFK*.)
*The airport, not the president.