Saturday, February 24, 2007

No, I do not wish anything of the sort.

Have I told you about my loathe for the Pussycat Dolls yet? No? Well, it's there. And I just read that they're starting their own reality show! And do you know what the point is? To add another member. As if they don't already have more than I care to keep track of. As far as I know, they have the one talented girl (who really should go solo) and then any number of others who dance around behind her, wearing tiny clothes and having no talent whatsoever. They could change the members for every performance and I assure you hardly anyone would notice the difference. Their mothers might, I suppose. But that's about it. And now they're trying to add more! Come on now, ladies, isn't +/- 37 members enough for you? How many backup dancers does one group need?!

Ugh. (Also: when you go away, please for the love of everything holy take Fergie with you.)

By the way, yeah, I did take an unnecessarily long break from writing. Sorry, things got a little crazy! I'm back now, I assure you. Plus, big things to come from my other project, Manifesto Destiny. Have a look!


Anonymous said...

Don't you dare disparage the Pussycat Dolls! Heretic! Apostate!

Amanda said...

Dear "Anonymous,"
I will disparage anyone I want. Know why? Because it's my blog, and that is the beauty of the situation. Start your own if you want someone to sing their praises.
Solitarily yours,
Bitter Amanda

Anonymous said...

If you continue in this manner I'll have no choice but to ensure that you receive no future chocolate/PB cookie batches. Don't tempt fate Amanda; publish a retraction.
Electrically yours,

Amanda said...

Dammit Electro! I knew it was you!

Anonymous said...

Or, as Bernoulli remarked upon receiving an anonymous solution to his famous "brachistochrone" problem, "I know the lion by his paw." The lion, of course, being Sir Isaac Newton.
Now, desist or suffer the consequences!